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Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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Just landed via Telegram:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Trending via Snapchat:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Spotted on Twitch:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Making waves on Reddit:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Spotted on Facebook:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Just shared via Slack:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Going viral on Threads:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Just landed via X:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Spotted on X:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Just shared via Slack:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Just shared via Twitch:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Trending via Reddit:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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