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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Breaking via Reddit:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Trending via Telegram:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Just landed via Facebook:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Just shared via Telegram:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Just landed via Facebook:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Trending via Reddit:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,298

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Going viral on Facebook:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Breaking via Facebook:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Breaking via Reddit:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Just shared via TikTok:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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