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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Just shared via Messenger:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Trending via X:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Trending via WeChat:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Live now on X:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on X this month:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

24 shares on Discord this month:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

79 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Windmill? Big fan.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Just shared via X:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Live now on Twitch:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Seen just now on Facebook:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Live now on Pinterest:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Live now on Threads:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Spotted on Messenger:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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