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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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