Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,824

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Spotted on Messenger:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Live now on Discord:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Spotted on Messenger:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Just landed via Threads:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Trending via TikTok:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Live now on Instagram:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Home » Funny Puddle Quotes

Funny puddle quotes

New funny puddle quotes 👇

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

0

2 months ago

city, city life, crosswalk, downtown, hope, humor, life, puddle, sarcasm, signals, suggestions, water, welcome, where

All funny puddle quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Instagram this month:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

71 shares on WeChat this month:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Just landed via Twitch:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Breaking via Threads:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Live now on X:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Wordgag 🎅

Activity Log ✨

Funny puddle quotes

New funny puddle quotes 👇

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

All funny puddle quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨