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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Just shared via TikTok:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Trending via Slack:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Going viral on Telegram:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The void screams into me.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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The feminine urge to start a coven.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Breaking via Instagram:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Live now on Facebook:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Going viral on Slack:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Going bananas on WeChat:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Just shared via TikTok:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Making waves on Messenger:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Just shared via TikTok:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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