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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
186 Funny pun quotes
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.
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When love hits you harder than a 90s boy band 😂💘🔫
He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.
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James Cameron: the only guy who sleeps with the lights on because he can't turn the camera off! 🎥😆
If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.
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Nailed it! Let's just hope he doesn't break out into a dance mid-build. 🚧🕺🔨
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
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Turning green with laughter! 😂🟢
Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.
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Who knew Frank was such a buzzkill? Let's be William with extra zest! 😄🤔🤪
For whom the Fetty Waps.
I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?
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Why settle for warm hugs when you can have lightsaber snuggle struggles? 😂🪐✨