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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,730

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Spotted on Instagram:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Breaking via Telegram:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Making waves on Slack:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Just landed via YouTube:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Shared recently on Threads:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on Telegram this month:

69 but we both just farting.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

96 shares on Slack this month:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,593

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Shared recently on YouTube:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Going viral on Facebook:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Trending via Discord:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Seen just now on Threads:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Just landed via Snapchat:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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