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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Friends with consequences.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Spotted on Twitch:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Breaking via Reddit:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Going viral on Threads:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Making waves on Facebook:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Trending via Messenger:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Just landed via Reddit:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Making waves on WeChat:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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