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Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Just landed via Slack:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Spotted on YouTube:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Breaking via Facebook:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Making waves on Discord:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Reported on WeChat:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Just landed via Instagram:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Breaking via X:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Spotted on TikTok:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Spotted on X:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Going viral on Facebook:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Reported on Reddit:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Making waves on TikTok:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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