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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

These aliens are taking forever.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Spotted on Facebook:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Live now on Facebook:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Going viral on Discord:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Reported on Slack:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Share →: I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Spotted on TikTok:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Just landed via Telegram:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Just shared via Slack:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Broadcasted on Discord:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Freshly posted on Discord:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Reported on Discord:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Making waves on YouTube:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Just shared via TikTok:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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