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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

50 shades of single.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Trending via Reddit:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Spotted on Discord:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Spotted on YouTube:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Making waves on Threads:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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90 shares on Instagram this month:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

54 shares on X this month:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

82 shares on Slack this month:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Breaking via Twitch:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Just landed via TikTok:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Just landed via Telegram:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Making waves on Discord:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Going viral on TikTok:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Making waves on Instagram:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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