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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.