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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Shared recently on Messenger:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Just shared via WeChat:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Going viral on YouTube:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

28 shares on X this month:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

77 shares on Threads this month:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Spotted on Messenger:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Broadcasted on X:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Live now on Telegram:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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