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Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Jan 7, 2026

3,647

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Just shared via Twitch:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Live now on Instagram:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Going bananas on X:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Just landed via X:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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75 shares on YouTube this month.
I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has recently bookmarked this quote.

25 shares on Snapchat this month.
People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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5 months ago

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has recently shared this quote.

60 shares on X this month.

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86 shares on Telegram this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you love someone, let them sleep.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,416

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Going viral on WeChat:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Live now on Telegram:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Just shared via Telegram:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Making waves on X:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Trending via Pinterest:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Just shared via X:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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