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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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God saw you do that.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Reported on YouTube:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m only dead on the outside.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Just landed via Messenger:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Just landed via Discord:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Seen just now on Slack:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Trending via Twitch:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Just landed via Facebook:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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