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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

100 shares on Reddit this month:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

16 shares on Threads this month:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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