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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Making waves on Twitch:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Trending via Threads:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Going viral on Slack:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Trending via YouTube:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Making waves on Reddit:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Making waves on WeChat:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Reported on Pinterest:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Spotted on Instagram:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Live now on Threads:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Live now on Messenger:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Reported on Snapchat:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Broadcasted on X:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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