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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Spotted on Telegram:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Seen just now on Twitch:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Live now on Twitch:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Spotted on Telegram:

My life coach traded me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Trending via WeChat:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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