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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Going viral on Instagram:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

54 shares on X this month:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

16 shares on Discord this month:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Going viral on Slack:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Going bananas on Telegram:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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