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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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4 months ago
Share →: People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"