Funny shared interest quotes

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.