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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Making waves on Telegram:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Spotted on WeChat:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Just landed via Reddit:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Just shared via Discord:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Funny sharpening quotes bring a slice of humor to the art of staying sharp 🔪😄 Whether you’re honing your skills or just love a clever pun, these witty sayings will keep you grinning while you grind! From clever wordplay to unexpected twists, get ready to chuckle and sharpen your wit all at once ✨🪒 Ready to laugh and learn? Let’s dive into some hilarious sharpening vibes! 😂🎉

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Ah, the art of bin-side diplomacy, where friendships were forged over #2 pencils and wood shavings! ✏️🗑️😄

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3 weeks ago

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🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Spotted on Messenger:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Trending via Facebook:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Going viral on WeChat:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Just landed via Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Going viral on Reddit:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Shared recently on Discord:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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