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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Just landed via Threads:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Breaking via Facebook:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Making waves on Telegram:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Live now on WhatsApp:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Breaking via X:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Share →: I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Just shared via Reddit:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Reported on X:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Making waves on TikTok:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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