Commentary:
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a TV remote and some peace? 🏰🍕📺
156 Funny single quotes
My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.
Commentary:
Playing Where's Waldo: Relationship Edition! 🕵️♀️😂✨
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
Commentary:
"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"
Single, not sure how to mingle.
Commentary:
"Still trying to figure out this whole 'mingle' thing… Should I bring snacks? 🤔🍕 Or just myself as the main dish? 😅🍽️ #SingleStruggles"
I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
Commentary:
When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you've got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities
Single by choice. Just not my choice.
Commentary:
"Single by choice. Just not my choice. 🤷♂️ Forever swiping left on fate's dating app! 😂 #SingleLife"
Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've cracked the code, folks! 🦸♀️🦸♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you've got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle"
There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.
Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you have a face that can charm even the toughest critics? 😏✨ #SingleAndSlayingIt #FaceOfFlawless"
50 shades of single.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of a rainbow of options, all neatly encompassed in a single shade of solitude! 🌈😄 Embrace the freedom that comes with being the artist painting your own canvas of love and laughter! 💁♂️🎨 Who needs 50 shades when you're mastering the art of solo living like a pro? 😎 #SingleAndSlayingIt
At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
Commentary:
"Selling drugs may not be explicitly mentioned in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of your 'miraculous' herb garden 😄💊 #DivineDeals"