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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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