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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.