Funny sniffing quotes

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.