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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Seen just now on Slack:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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