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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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I think my type is a nice person.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.