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Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Just landed via YouTube:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Shared recently on Twitch:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Breaking via Telegram:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Funny spelled quotes

Funny spelled quotes are a hilarious twist on words that turn everyday sayings into laugh-out-loud moments 😂🎉. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing a cheeky smile with friends 😜✨, these quirky gems play with spelling to keep language fun and unpredictable. Ready to giggle and maybe even get a little tongue-tied? Let’s dive into the world where spelling meets silliness! 📝🤣

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on YouTube this month:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

58 shares on Slack this month:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Trending via Facebook:

How do I un-know people?

Just landed via X:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Shared recently on Slack:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Making waves on YouTube:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Spotted on Discord:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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