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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Just landed via Messenger:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Just landed via Discord:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Just landed via Reddit:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Reported on TikTok:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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Making waves on Reddit:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Broadcasted on Discord:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Spotted on Instagram:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Broadcasted on X:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Breaking via Telegram:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Spotted on X:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Shared recently on Twitch:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Going viral on Slack:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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