My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical. Commentary:Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. Commentary:"Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂"
