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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.