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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

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Trending via YouTube:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Spotted on X:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Making waves on Slack:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Broadcasted on Discord:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Trending via TikTok:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Funny Sunday morning quotes

Funny Sunday morning quotes are the perfect way to kickstart your day with a smile 😄☀️ Whether you’re still cozy in bed or sipping your coffee ☕️, these witty lines bring laughter and good vibes to your lazy morning routine. Embrace the chill, forget the stress, and get ready to share some giggles with friends and family 📱😂 because Sundays were made for fun and relaxation!

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

47 shares on Slack this month:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

My middle finger salutes you.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Live now on Discord:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Breaking via YouTube:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Just landed via Reddit:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Live now on Messenger:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Just shared via Twitch:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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