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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Spreading quickly via X:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Just shared via Reddit:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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