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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Live now on Pinterest:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Making waves on TikTok:

The shitshow must go on.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Going viral on Threads:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Just landed via WeChat:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Making waves on X:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

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74 shares on Reddit this month:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

57 shares on X this month:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,228

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Trending via Messenger:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Making waves on YouTube:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Trending via Instagram:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Just landed via Messenger:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Shared recently on X:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Just shared via Reddit:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Making waves on Telegram:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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