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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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My lips could use some attention today.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

75 shares on Threads this month:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

29 shares on Slack this month:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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