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"Sometimes you just need a virtual hourglass to flip and casually drop the 'out of time' bomb like a pro therapist! ⏳💬😅 #SorryNotSorry"
38 Funny therapist quotes
My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
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"Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁♂️ #TherapyGoals"
Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
Commentary:
"Taking therapy to a whole new level: from patient to therapist hunter! 🦸♂️💥 Final boss defeat achieved – My life may be a trainwreck, but at least I'm the conductor! 🚂😂"
The goal is to make your therapist cry.
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When you're so skilled at overthinking that even your therapist needs therapy. 😂🧠💦
They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.
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Who knew my soulmate would have a couch and a notepad? 🤦♂️🛋️📝
You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.
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When your problems start floating above your bed, it’s time to call a different kind of doctor! 👻🛏️🔮
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”
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Sounds like I need a new definition of "friend" 😂🧱🤔
Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”
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Paying for wisdom, one chuckle at a time! 😂💸🤔