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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Going viral on Slack:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Breaking via Discord:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Breaking via Instagram:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Live now on TikTok:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Trending via Instagram:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Breaking via Messenger:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Just shared via Facebook:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Making waves on Pinterest:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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