Commentary:
"Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"
46 Funny tonight quotes
Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.
Commentary:
"Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"
Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.
Commentary:
Throwback to the days when mice were the real influencers! 🐭🧀🎉
Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm booked for an evening of overthinking and imaginary arguments! 🤔😂🗓️
No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.
Commentary:
Looks like my phone and I have a hot date with the couch tonight! 📱🛋️😂
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
Commentary:
Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂