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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Share →: The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Ah, the mystical allure of the trombone! 🎶🎺 It is the mysterious art form where your skills remain shrouded in ambiguity, a musical enigma wrapped in a brass puzzle. Who's to say if your performance is masterful or merely a well-crafted illusion? The trombone player walks a tightrope between genius and obscurity, a true enigma in the world of music. 🤔✨🎵 #TromboneMystery

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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My favorite color is money.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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