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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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39 shares on Slack this month:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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15 shares on TikTok this month:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

In banana years, I am bread.

14 shares on Slack this month:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Just shared via Instagram:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Seen just now on Discord:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Just landed via Discord:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Spotted on WeChat:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Breaking via X:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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