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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Spotted on X:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Spotted on Instagram:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Breaking via YouTube:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Trending via Reddit:

Blink if you want me!

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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98 shares on Slack this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

35 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

54 shares on Threads this month:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Trending via TikTok:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Going bananas on Threads:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Just landed via Slack:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Just landed via X:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Breaking via Instagram:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Just landed via TikTok:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Going viral on Messenger:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Just shared via Twitch:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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