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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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God saw you do that.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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