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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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