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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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