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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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Going viral on Threads:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Shared recently on Reddit:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Trending via X:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Spotted on Reddit:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Reported on Discord:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Breaking via Telegram:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Just shared via Discord:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Funny voice message quotes bring a burst of laughter to your day 🎉📱 Whether you’re stuck in a meeting or just need a quick mood boost, these witty and playful lines add extra fun to your chats 😂🎤 Ready to turn boring voicemails into memorable moments? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious voice message vibes that’ll have everyone hitting replay! 🔄😆

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6 months ago
Share →: Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple 'hello' could cause such drama? 🙄 Voice messages – for those times when a call just won't cut it, but typing a text is just too much effort. 😂 Keep the communication confusion going with the modern-day struggle of leaving voice notes! 📱🎤 #JustCallMeMaybe"
6 months ago
Share →: Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Commentary:
Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Seen just now on Facebook:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Just shared via WeChat:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Just shared via TikTok:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Reported on Pinterest:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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