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Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Just landed via Messenger:

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Spotted on Facebook:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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40 shares on Slack this month:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

85 shares on X this month:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

89 shares on Discord this month:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

48 shares on X this month:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Just landed via Twitch:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Making waves on YouTube:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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