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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Going viral on Slack:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Spotted on Messenger:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Spotted on WeChat:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Reported on Telegram:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Going viral on Telegram:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Going viral on Messenger:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Just landed via TikTok:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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