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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

60 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

74 shares on X this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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