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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Making waves on Threads:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Just landed via Messenger:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Spotted on Facebook:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Trending via Snapchat:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Spotted on Snapchat:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Making waves on Messenger:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Reported on WeChat:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Broadcasted on Discord:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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