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"Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"
107 Funny weight quotes
Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?
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Oh great, now I can be sad AND struggle to fit in my jeans 😂💊👖
This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.
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Summer speeds by quicker than my motivation for dieting! 🍔⏳😅
It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.
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When your jeans go on a hunger strike but you're just hungry 🍔🛑👖😂
My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet of hopeful thinking and frequent snacking! 🍔⏳😂
Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.
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In 5 years, I'll be the same person with extra layers of wisdom and pizza! 🍕🤣
I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.
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If rage were a workout, I'd have a six-pack by now! 🔥💪😆