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Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Shared recently on Reddit:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Seen just now on Discord:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Just landed via Telegram:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Spotted on Facebook:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Shared recently on Discord:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Making waves on TikTok:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Time needs a speed limit.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Spotted on Reddit:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Just landed via Threads:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Making waves on Reddit:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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